Sunday, March 31, 2013

CPT


Ardent fans of the blog LEWIS! (1) will clearly recall that April 1st marks A Day For New Beginnings, A Day for Chocolate Peanut Butter Treat.  See this former post for recipe and details.  In sum, Chocolate Peanut Butter Treat (CPT) TM is an amazing product that has taken the sport of trail running to levels heretofore unseen.  The complexity involved in repetitively putting one foot in front of the other in slow, shuffling fashion calls for not only wicking, wind-proof, maximally-minimal, reflective, minimally-maximal, inordinately-expensive gear and footwear but complicated nutritional strategies that are multifaceted, multimodal, and metabolically multidimensional.   CPT's TM  unique and patented formulation of chocolate (any kind), peanut butter (crunchy), and oats (optional) (2) delivers a precise balance of sugar and fat that catapults your aerobic performance to new levels- whether that be ultrarunning or 'shoeing.   It's been 9 years of consuming this game-changing endurance food on a daily to twice daily basis with middling results and I'm happy to announce that I've been selected this year to represent Chocolate Peanut Butter Treat Corporation (CPT) TM as a sponsored athlete.


Testimonials:

Ben- "I've put on 7-8 lbs since I started regularly incorporating CPTTM into my diet and have only gotten slightly slower over this period of time.  Thanks CPTTM !"

Bethany- "It seems like every time I turn around my husband is eating this stuff.  I don't really understand it."

The Illustrious Bob Simmons- "Ben made me try this one time.  It was OK I guess.  It kind of tasted like peanut butter."

Burt Reynolds- "What?"
                                                                                                                             

                                                                                     (1) All 3 of you.
                                                                                     (2) Extra butter and salt formulations available.


Burt Reynolds, ultrarunner, CPT consumer.

Wire descent.
Barkley training: Jared with splinters in his eyeball. CPT deficiency.

Antelope Island.

Descent off Twins (shoreline)

Wire Wednesday with Chad, Bethany, Pete, Matt.

AM on Wire with Erik, Greg, Pete, Jason


1 comment:

  1. Lewis, you misquoted my fat ass again. I said it kind of tasted like CHOCOLATE, not like PEANUT BUTTER. If it weren't Easter, I'd take the Lord's name in vain, but since it is, I'm left to resort to this: Jiminy Christmas, when will you ever get your ultra-running, CTP-consuming shit together? Love, Bob

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